What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
11.06.2025 08:30

No way
Catatonics & High Colonics
Thumbs down again.
Mario Kart World tech analysis, including frame rate and resolution - Nintendo Everything
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Just Forget it!
So they tried
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No, not a chance
Kuorans, what are some things unique to your country?
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Still no good.
What is the general opinion of psychologists on Donald Trump's presidency?
Nuts and Butts
Minds and Behinds
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Why do Democrats never produce a good argument for why Trump was a bad president?
Unacceptable again!
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Another attempt resulted in ...
"Sixth sense" found in animals, changing science's view of sound - Earth.com
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Freaks and Cheeks
How do you know if your husband loves you truly and deeply?
Hysterias & Posteriors
They put up a sign reading
No go.
Why do some people have loving parents and some do not?
Loons and Moons
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Next, they tried...
Horoscope for Sunday, June 08, 2025 - Chicago Sun-Times
share office space ...
Still no good
So, the docs changed it to read
Simone Biles ‘incinerated her legacy’ with trans athlete posts: Riley Gaines - New York Post
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Then came..
Everyone loved it.
Have you been arrested or investigated?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Which is the worst Bollywood movie you have ever seen and why?